Yes, I really did utter that statement.
(Crossposted to Adventures in Asshattery (no longer running); sorry for those who see it twice!)
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If anyone is familiar with Downtown Denver, you’ll know that there are many one-way streets, and occasionally they’re not very clearly marked as to which direction they are supposed to go. So suppose one night, someone who was quite unfamiliar with the area decided to go for a drive, and didn’t know where any street went any direction. What do you suppose would happen?
That’s exactly the problem I had tonight. I was trying to follow Clarkson, which has so many beginnings and endings it’s not even worth following, and it came to an abrupt end right before Speer. So, I take a left turn, then take a right onto Washington.
Guess what?
Washington Street is one such street. The only direction you’re allowed to turn from whatever road I was on is left. However, thanks to some asshat who had a huge fuckin’ pickup parked in front of the sign, I didn’t see that on my first pass through the area. So suddenly I’m driving the wrong way down a not-too-busy street. Not a problem, right? Just try to get going in the right direction on Speer. Well, I misguage where I am, and end up going the wrong way on Speer.
That’s not a good thing.
So then I go down to the next street, which is also a one way, go the wrong direction there, then (stupidly) turn back onto Speer, going the wrong direction.
Finally, I come across Logan and turn. Of course, then I realize where I am, and look to my left to see the main building of 9news. Now, I’m silently hoping no one there saw me being an utter asshat in traffic. Fortuantely, it’s dark, and I see no one.
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