I never update my blog anymore. I know, you don’t even have to say it: I’m a slacker.
Anyway, I’m updating because I have a story.
Tonight, I clocked out of work at 10:07, only seven minutes after I was scheduled for. However, I find that the only way I’m allowed to drive is: take left turn on Clinton, take left on Arapahoe, then get on northbound I-25. This is a problem because I don’t want to go northbound. I wanna go west. So I get on the interstate, attempt to bust my way through the horribly screwed-up traffic on there (which is reduced to two lanes), and then I decide I’ll take I-225, get off somewhere there, then turn around and get on southbound I-25 from there. Of course, they’ve got the southbound ramp blocked, so I end up having to get back on northbound I-25 and get off at Hampden, which intersects many roads I need. So I stop at the stoplight, and some asshat who was in the turn lane decides he wants to get straght instead, which leads to a nasty scene that involves screeching tires, laying on the horn of a Ford Escort, and the cries of “fuck fuck fuck you fucking asshat!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Yeah. I swear, he came about 5 inches from making contact with my vehicle.
At least I know the brakes still work.
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