Monthly Archive for October, 2005

Fuck off, Officer Finley

Damn this “Officer Finley” character, of the Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Department.

You may remember back in July, when I got a speeding ticket. Well, if you look closely at the ticket, it was given by a guy named Finley, officer number 00199.

Well, I get pulled over on the way home from work yesterday, and lo and behold, it’s the same jackoff, giving me the same sized ticket.

Damn.

This one I intend to fight in court, though. Once by the same officer is bad luck. Twice? Methinks it’s conspiricy.

More upcoming.

喂,我的名字是

Right, so I’ve been having fun with ze Chinese characters.

In other news, 2% of my hits come from China now.

That’s right, the country with the industrial-strength firewalls that are supposed to keep all that “American rubbish” out is letting us through. Either that, or they’re spying on me to learn how to sway me to their side.

Very tricksy, these old Communist governments are…

Looks a bit like Tuesday, smells a lot like Wednesday.

Grah.

I have to work carts again tonight.

The worst is, it’s supposed to be raining all night.

Hopefully, the rain will keep peoples away and I won’t have to do a damned thing all night.

That would be so sweet.

Sorry…

I’m sorry for being such a butt to Sadie.

Gah, asshattery…

Nobody loves me T_T

So tonight, I was closing Starbucks for the first time, and I’m there, ten minutes to close, ready to go home (and done everything to be ready to close except close the register) when this group of five or six people show up, wanting their *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED* coffee. So I end up having to haul everything back out, make all their drinks, and clean everything back up. They made me wreck the place, making almost every drink under the sun. It took me all of five minutes to get them their drinks, and then it took me another fourty-five minutes to shut the entire place back down. I guess it’s kind of a good thing, since I got paid more for tonight, but I just wanted to take them by their necks and strangle them.

So I come home, eager to see if anyone’s bothered to post on my forums. Of course, they haven’t. So that was a stab through the heart.

Anyone who reads this thing anymore should go post on the forum. It’s killing me that it’s gone unused for so long.

…I’m gonna go curl up in a little ball now, kthxbye.

*tap tap* Does my internet work?

Right, so in the past few days, I’ve been stranded on an island in the Internet. I haven’t had any comments in my blog; no one logging into my forums; no people on IM.

GAH!

I could die and people wouldn’t care.

An update

I never update my blog anymore. I know, you don’t even have to say it: I’m a slacker.

Anyway, I’m updating because I have a story.

Tonight, I clocked out of work at 10:07, only seven minutes after I was scheduled for. However, I find that the only way I’m allowed to drive is: take left turn on Clinton, take left on Arapahoe, then get on northbound I-25. This is a problem because I don’t want to go northbound. I wanna go west. So I get on the interstate, attempt to bust my way through the horribly screwed-up traffic on there (which is reduced to two lanes), and then I decide I’ll take I-225, get off somewhere there, then turn around and get on southbound I-25 from there. Of course, they’ve got the southbound ramp blocked, so I end up having to get back on northbound I-25 and get off at Hampden, which intersects many roads I need. So I stop at the stoplight, and some asshat who was in the turn lane decides he wants to get straght instead, which leads to a nasty scene that involves screeching tires, laying on the horn of a Ford Escort, and the cries of “fuck fuck fuck you fucking asshat!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Yeah. I swear, he came about 5 inches from making contact with my vehicle.

At least I know the brakes still work.

Board of Smartness upgraded

Right, so I finally got around to purchasing my license for Invision Power Board, so I could upgrade the forum software as much as I wanted.

Unfortunately, something in my database went screwy with the upgrade, so the skin editor doesn’t work correctly.

Either I’ll find some way to fix it, or I’ll combine the existing database with a fresh copy to fix everything.