If I do this, will you people stop polluting my feed reader with them?

I’m finally going to do one of these, since everyone seems to be polluting my feed reader with them lately. However, it’s going in a <–more–> tag for readers at my site, and behind an lj-cut for my syndicate accounts. Enjoy!

oo1. What is your name? Matt
oo2. Spell your name backwards: ttam
oo3. Scramble it up? atmt

oo4. Male or female? Male
oo5. Astrological sign: Pisces
oo6. Nicknames: Blarg, little boy, fatty faty fat fat (old old name never used anymore)
oo7. Occupation? Corporate Slave
oo8. Height: 6′3″
oo9. Weight: 200ish
o1o. Hair color: Blonde
o11. Eye color: Blue
o12. Where were you born? Englewood
o13. Where do you reside now? Centennial
o14. Do you know your social security number? yeah, 5–.–.—- (lol)
o15. Screen names: mattfast1
o16. E-mail: mattfast1@gmail.com
o17. What does your screen name stand for? I am Matt, and I am the fast one. Therefore, mattfast1.
o18. What is your lj name? mattfast1
o19. What does your Blurty name stand for? If I had blurty, I would be mattfast1, you can count on that.
o21.Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 18
o22. Piercings? unless you count the occasional piercings of my skin that occur at work, none.
o23. Tattoo’s? One can wish…
o24. Shoe size: 12ish
o25. Righty or lefty? right
o26. Wearing: Pants and Target shirt (I just got back from work)
o27. Hearing: Third Eye Blind ~ Jumper
o28. Feeling: tired. and bored. and annoyed.
o29. Eating/drinking: water

~Girs/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
o61. Have you ever been in love? sure
o62. How many people have you told “I love you”? uhm, the people I love?
o63. how many people have you loved? There’s a lot of different loves.
o64. Do you like someone? yeah.
o65. Does he/she like you back? so I believe….
o66. Are you a virgin? yeah
o67. Do you have you ever cheated on your boyfriend? since I’m not gay, no, never. I’ve never cheated on a girlfriend, either.
o68. Have you madeout with someone of the same sex? like I said before, I’m not gay.
o69. Long Distance Relationships? yeah

~Family~
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no, but I’d laugh if they did.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? several
116. Are your parents divorced? no
117. Do you have step parents? no divorce makes for no step parents.
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? well, there was that one cousin… but I think he’s in Siberia now.
119. If so for what? not exactly clear.
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Yeah, I am related to just about everyone in Europe.

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? I’ve said several diffent ones over the course of the ages….
122. What’s the most embarrasing cd you own? I don’t own any CDs, other than the ones I’ve burned.
123. the best cd you own? I suppose they’re all pretty good, since I mixed them.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? THE FARMER AND THE COWMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stabs, twists knife*
125. Do you sing in the shower? of course, it scared people more.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? ………….

~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Name Of One Of Their Songs!~
127. 2pac: Thugz Mansion
128. Mike Jones:
129. 50 Cent: In The Club
130. Bone thugs:
131. Chamillionaire:
132. The Game:
133. Ludacris: Move Bitch (get out the way!)
134. j Kwon:
135. Jadakiss:
136. Juvenile: Slow Motion
137. Lil Flip:
138. Lil Jon: Get Low (feat. Ying Yang Twins)
139. Mario:
140. Petey:
141. Pitbull:
142. Eminem: White America
143. Slim Thug:
144. Snoop Dogg:
145. Swisha House:
146. Usher: Yeah
147. Destinys Child: Survivor
148. Crime Mobb:
149. Nelly:
150. Alicia Keys:
151. Dem Franchize Boys:

~Favorites~
152. Color: black, idiot!
153. Food: Chipotle (shi POAT le)
154. Song: Yvan Silva - Fly Me To The Moon (I Wish You Love)
155. Show: Simpsons/Family Guy
156. School subject: computer classes, duh!
157. Band/singer: Anything awesome!
159. Outfit: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
160. Radio station: What’s radio?
161. Movies: Spaceballs, Dude Where’s My Car, Pulp Fiction, etc.
162. Pair of shoes: The ones I wear to work.
163. Cartoon: Trigun
164. Actor: Will Ferrill
165. Actress: i donno…
166. Potato chip: What’s this “potato chip” you speak of?
167. Drink: water
168. Alcholic drink: I do not drink that filth.
169. Holiday: Halloween… lots of good candy (yes, I do still trick or treat!)
170. Perfume/cologne: Why would I need that?
171. Pizza topping: Cheese/Hawaiian
172. Jello flavor: Cherry
173. Lunch meat: Cheese is a meat, right?
174. Board game: Monopoly!!!
175. Video game: Zelda 64: Ocarina of Time
176. Website: Mine, of course.
177. Book: Quite a few of them…
178. Computer game: Pharaoh
179. Number: 27
180. Cereal: I don’t eat rubbish, now…
181. Comedian: Myself.
182. Dessert: Ice Cream Cake
183. Disney character: Goofy
184. Clothing store: Target
185. Passtime: Computer usage.
186. Teacher: Earley
189. Childhood Toy: again, computer…
188. Carnival game/ride: I spend my time at the waterpark.
189. Candy bar: Anything that involves chocolate.
190. Magazine: ug, those filthy rags?
191. Salad dressing: Thousand Island
192. Thing to do on the weekend: Friends
193. Hot drink: Hot Chocolate
194. Season: Winter
195. Sport to watch: Hockey
196. Person to talk to online: Most people I talk to are interesting.

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? green/white
198. What color are your bedroom walls? white
199. Do you have posters on your wall? yesh
200. If so of what? places, assorted funny posters, LQ stats
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? yeah.
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 6
203. What do you normally sleep in? Nothing at all!
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: I don’t wear anything to bed, remember?
205. what size bed do you have: queen
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? No, but I wish I had a waterbed.
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? yes
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? yes
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I don’t have nightmares… all of my dreams are perfectly good.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? lol never have
211. how many people do you feel comfy with sleeping in your bed: lol, just me is fine… although I wouldn’t mind some company of the opposite sex occasionally…
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? I twist myself into pretzels.
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Nope, my only sibling is several thousands of miles away.
214. Do you snore? Occasionally
215. How about drool? Occasionally.
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yes
217. What color is the carpet in your room? dark green
218. What’s under your bed? everything.

~This or that~
219. beach/mountains: mountains
220. Donuts/bagels: DOUGHNUTS.
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: Sure, why not?
223. Heaven/hell: Reality
224. Make love/have sex: Make love
225. Coffee/tea: coffee
228. Britney/Christina: DEATH TO EVERYONE WHO ENJOYS EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Hey, they’re both really great!
230. Real World or Road Rules: Absolutely Not.
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: NEVER!!!!!!!
232. Silver/gold: Gold!
233. Nike/Adidas: Sure.
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: CHIPOTLE!!!!!!!!
235. Sweet/sour: sweet
236. Punk/emo: Punk, because I will put all EMO kids out of their misery.
237. Hot/cold: cold
238. Winter/summer: remember, I like Winter?
239. Spring/fall: Fall
240. Operas/plays: Plays
241. Read/watch tv: Is anything good on TV? No? Then I shall be reading, goodbye…
242. Cd’s/tapes: CD’s
243. Dvd’s/vhs: DVDs
244. Old/new: old
245. Shorts/pants: Shorts
246. Pink/red: BLACK!
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: depends on what it’s of
248. Meat/vegetables: MEAT
249. Mexican food/chinese food: chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: Scary movies (I enjoy making much fun of them)
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Depends on the person…
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals
254. Dogs/cats: Dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: Fairies
256. Water/land: Water
257. Sugar/spice: Sugar
258. Black/white: Black
259. ribbons/bows: They just get in the way of the presents!
260. Chicken/beef: Yes, please!
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: Colored!
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: JAMES BOND BABY.
264. Popcorn/pretzels: Popcorn
265. Hip/hop: Hip
266. Passionate kiss/peck: Passionate kiss
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: Real
268. Back rub/foot massage: Can I have both?
269. Picture frames/photo albums: Frames
270. Pens/pencils: Pens

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: Yeah, I’ll tolerate it for a while.
272. Virgins: A definate plus.
273. God: Absolutely not.
274. The Osbournes: Exceedingly Annoying
275. Reality TV: There’s only one reality show: Survivior. All the others suck.
276. J.Lo: is only famous for her ass.
277. Religion: To each their own…
278. Emo music: I’ll listen up, but not for long until I start killing people.
279. Valentine’s Day: So much fun to toy with people’s emotions… see how many people you can break up for sport…
280. Christina Aguilera’s comeback: Get back into rehab, bitch.
281. Homosexuals: Are people.
282. Abortion: I have no place to have an opinion here. Only woman are allowed to have an opinion.
283. Inter-racial relationships: are normal relationships
284. Murder: torture is much more fun
285. Death: is nothing to be afraid of, and even preferable for some.
286. Obesity: Shall I put you out of your misery?
287. Pre-marital sex: it’s still sex, what’s so different???
288. Terrorism: is a waste of time and energy
289. Pornography: w00t.
290. Psychics: Complicated
291. Threesomes: Yes please!
292. Prostitution: Get a real job, bitch! Although, for some, you’re the only person who’ll have sex with them…
293. Politics: Hilarious.
294. Country music: Shut it off. Now, Before I kill you.
295. George W. Bush: Complete moron
296. Cloning: Coolness
297. Britney’s boobs: How much silicone do you have packed in those things, woman?
298. Gas prices in America: Too fuckin’ high, but we need something else.

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
299. Jack: ass
300. Tiffany: blonde bimbo
301. Ben: gay (hey… I work with a guy named Ben who’s gay!)
302. Maria: Carrey
303. Jennifer: Blonde bimbo
304. Nicole: Rich
305. Amy: Redhead
306. Adam: Funk
307. Richard: Dick
308. Justin: BSA
309. Arnold: Benedict
310. Tom: Arnold
311. Melissa: cool woman
312. Charlotte: Good
313. Harold: royal
314. John: Birthday
315. Joel: Who’s that?
316. Vanessa: ???????
317. Michelle: cool
318. Kevin: Slacker
319. Brent: Get bent
320. Jake: Plummer
321. Billy: The Kid
322. Sarah: No one I work with
323. Natalie: absolute bitch
324. Christina: Cool boss
325. Nick: Cool
326. Linda: Awesome trainer
327. Taylor: Idiot
328. Josh: Sara’s Nephew
329. Jamie: Whore
330. Adrian: Brody

~Have You Ever….~
331. Mooned anyone? yes
332. Been on a diet? no
333. Been to a foreign country? nope
334. Broken a bone? yep
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? yep *winces in pain*
336. Swear at a teacher? yeah, and to their face.
337. Talked to a lj member via e-mails or instant messages? yeah
338. Got in a fight? yeah
339. Dated a teacher? I should hope not.
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Not yet.
341. Thought about killing your enemy? Many times.
342. Gone skinny dipping? Want to.
343. Met another Blurty member in the flesh? Double U Tee Eff Mate?
344. Told a little white lie: yeah, haven’t we all?
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? absolutely not
346. Stolen anything? yeah (I was little…)
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Yeah.
348. Been on TV? Many times.
349. Been on the radio? Of course.
350. Been in a mosh pit? nope
351. Been to a concert? no.
352. Dated one of your best friends? no
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? no
354. Decieved somebody close to you? yeah
355. Broken the law? jaywalking, riding bike on sidewalk (yes, that’s a crime…….), speeding, becoming “allergic to octogons”, etc….
356. Been to a rodeo? no
357. Been on a talk show? no
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? yeah
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? yes
361. Came close to dying? nope.
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? no
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yeah
364. Terrorized a babysitter? of course. No one would babysit me.
365. Made a mud pie? yeah
366. Had a dream that your falling off a cliff? kinda
367. Snuck out of the house at night? yeah
368. Been so drunk you don’t remember your name? no
369. Ever had a eating disorder: no
370. Felt like you didn’t belong? Yeah
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? of course.
372. Smoked? no
373. Done drugs? no
374. Been arrested? no
375. Had your tonsils removed? no
376. Gone to camp? Boy scouts!
377. Won a bet? You bet! *smacks self for bad pun*
378. Written a love letter? No
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? yeah
380. Written a love poem? no
381. Kissed in the rain? nope
382. Slow danced with someone you like? yeah
383. Participated in cyber sex? yeha..
384. Faked an orgasm? No lol guys don’t fake them… we actually have them…
385. Stolen a kiss? wait…can you steal those?
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yeah
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? no
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? yesh… but I was only going 15 over… and I paid it… today, in fact…
390. Done jail time? no
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? yeah, but it’s not bad, just khakies and a red shirt…
392. Won a trophy? yeah
393. Thrown up in public? yeah
394. Bowled a perfect game? I wish
395. Failed/got held back? yeah, I’ve failed a fair few times… yet I’m still on honor roll…
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? yeah
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? yeah
398. Taken ballet lessons? nope.
399. Attempted suicide? No, I disapprove of suicide more than anything.
400. Cut yourself? on accident ? Yeah, I was in Boy Scouts for a long time, and of course there’s tech… and art class… with the scalpel… *looks at huge freakin’ scar*

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? No
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? nope
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? not that I recall
404. Did you play Simon? yeah, who hasn’t?
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? nope
406. Did you wet the bed? not that I recollect… and my therapist says I won’t remember, if my mind keeps suppressing those memories
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? yeah
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? no, absolutely not
409. Were you shy? still am
410. Were you spoiled? Kinda
411. Were you abused? no
412. Did you go to the circus? yeah
413. Did you go to the zoo? still do
414. Were you in a car accident? I was hit while riding my bike… stupid woman…
415. Did you build snowmen? yesh, and still do.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Not that I remember, but I’m sure I did
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? never
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? dude, those are AWESOME!!!!!
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? No, they’d smell worse.
420. Were you afraid of the dark? no
421. Did you have slumber parties? nope
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? nope
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? no
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? Still do, to a point.

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Yep, not the little big headed green things though, that’s shit
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: CDs (computer games), DVDs, TV
427. Do you have any hidden talents? they’re hidden well.
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? They might actually get viewers if they did.
429.if you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? I already have… check out Psychodelica
430. What would your movie star name be? What’s wrong with Matt?
431. Do you play any sports? No, only idiots play sports.
432. What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? That’s too hard, I don’t get scared by movies.
433. What is the best movie you’ve seen in the theater or rented recently? War of the Worlds (new version)
434. What is the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen? Dude Where’s My Car
435. Do you drive? Yeah, I terrify the local population.
436. What is your dream car? Black Ferrari
437. Do you think your good looking? Are you kidding? of course I do!
438. Do others think you are good looking? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
439. Would you ever sky dive? Of course.
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Not all of it, but kinda
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 15
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no
443. Do you believe in God? no
444. Do you believe in Satan? no
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? no
446. Do you believe there is a hell? no
447. Do you own a pooltable? no
448. Do you have a pool? Lol no
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yea
450. Do you like chocolate? duh!!!
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? Duct Tape of the Day
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? 10
453. Ever seen a shooting star: yep, I love ‘em
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Myself, scared all the little kids.
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? Dude, I am a weapon
456. What is your weakness? Kyroptonite
457. Name something you can’t get enough of: computers
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: amusing, easygoing, kind
459. How many kids do you want to have? As many as I can afford
460. Future daughters names: Donno
461. Future sons names: Again, who knows?
462. What is your ideal way to die? Some way that makes people remember me for years and years.
463. How do you release stress? Punch Cinderblock
464. Are you a trendy person? If I am, that’s pretty sad. I should shoot whoever calls me trendy.
465. Are you an artisitic person? Hell no, unless you consider stick drawings artistic.
466. Are you a realistic person? Yeah
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No point
468. Are you a strong person? Yes, both mentally and physically.
469. Are you a strong willed person? Yeah.
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Starburst, actually. Apparently, I won.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Liz
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? I will come visit the next person who sends one in the dead of night. With the undiscovered chainsaw murderer.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? It would take an act of Congress and a Presidential Executive Order to awaken me, and then they’d have to bring something exceedingly loud.
474. Are you a good story teller? I can be, in the right mood.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? Independent and hardworking
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Waste of money.
478. Do you do yoga? Nope
479. Do you have your own credit card? Debit, yes. Now, I just need to get my other benefits by gettting a card issued by TFS, a subsidiery of TNB, an affiliate of Target Corporation.
480. Let’s say you win the lotto: All right!
481. Do you have a check book? Yep
482. Do you like your driver? Yeah, I like myself
483. Do you tan easily? not until I burn
484. What color is your hair naturally? Blonde.
485. How many fillings do you have? Something like 16… I have really rotton teeth.
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? 9
487. Worst feeling in the world? Knowing you could have prevented something terrible.
488. Best feeling in the world? Accomplishing something after working really hard for it
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Completely empty, after I’ve drunk whatever was in the glass
490. Last thing you downloaded? My mind.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Yeah, VERY occasionally.
492. What do you think people think of you? Why should I care?
493. Are you a likeable person? Sure, when I’m not randomly stalking you (heh heh)
494. Do you need therapy? No, but probably some good counsoling….
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No, I’m quite balenced.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? Naked.
497. What kind of movie would you star in? That’s the third time! SHUT UP!
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it? Fed UPS. After all, everyone’s fed up with them anyway!
499. When are you moving? When I get my ass kicked out.
500. What’s your favorite phrase? Your lack of comprehension of this matter greatly humiliates both you and me. Go away.
500a. Translate that phrase. You freakin’ MORON!!!!!!!!!!!