Monthly Archive for November, 2004

You know…

You know you’ve been up too much when the infomercials with old fat people start running.

George W. Bush One Vote From Victory… or is he?

As all the major media outlets have been reporting for some time, the incumbent president George W. Bush has 269 of the 270 electoral votes needed to be elected this year. However, in a statement about 5 minutes ago by John Edwards, the Kerry campaign told the crowd outside the Boston Public Library that they will “make sure every vote counts, and make sure every vote is counted”. As he spoke, a battalion of lawyers from all over the country were boarding airplanes bound for Ohio on behalf of the Democratic Presidental campaign.

Can anyone say Florida 2000?

Cool posters

Have you ever seen those “motivational posters”? Well, here’s the demotivational posters!

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