Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed way too late. No, I mean WAY too late.
I’m so stoned.
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I’m so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that I love you all! You’re all so special to me!
I am making this journal friends only because I don’t want the world to read what I’m writing, even though I’m posting it on the internet.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I’m so ugly. Don’t look at my photos pleeeeeze.
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I’m not suffering alone. It’s cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, just like my best friend Lauren. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you’re a moron.
I have no interesting/funny/inspirational thoughts. In fact, I have no thoughts at all. I hate it when people expect you to have your own, original thoughts.
That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.
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