I am aware that this title makes you think this will be only about mothers. Well, guess what: I’m gonna bash both parents.
Monthly Archive for January, 2004
California is evil.
Let me explain: yesterday we got 3 freaking inches of snow. This is Denver. People act as though they didn’t know it would actually snow in Denver in January! They don’t know how to drive through snow, they drive over-cautiously until they hit someone. And I’ve got to wonder: why doesn’t anyone in Denver know how to drive through snow? I, for one, blame all the Californians moving to Denver. They come from L. A. or San Francisco, where it maybe gets down to 50 degrees in the wintertime, to a place that actually gets snow, and they think they’re still in their own environment, driving on sunny California highways. I say to these people: Go back to California. If you’re going to fuck up driving for the population of Denver, don’t be here.
Netscape is really starting to piss me off…
Let me explain: Netscape is a really good browser. However, lately I’ve been having problems with it when memery is low or the computer has been running too long. What kind of a browser does that? IE never gives me problems. However, it seems Netscape is doing it even more often. Maybe I should start looking at other browsers. Or maybe I should just beat this computer with a crowbar. That might work.
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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Your soul is bound to the Burning Rose: The
Rapture.
“I go where my heart beckons me, and I go
with my head high. But sometimes, I get a need
until I bleed so my heart swims above my
head.”
The Burning Rose is associated with passion,
intensity, and desire. It is governed by the
god Eros and its sign is The Flame, or Physical
Love.
As a Burning Rose, you can get lost in the moment
if you let yourself. You are a very physical
person, be it in relationships, work, or play.
You may be driven by your hormones sometimes,
but you know it’s because you have to follow
your instinct.
What Rose Is Your Soul Bound To?
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I swear, that’s all for now!
What Type of Lunatic are You?
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You’re totally evil. When you wake up in the
morning and look in the mirror you say, ‘I’m
gonna be evil today!’ You know you’re evil and
you love it.
*How evil are you?*
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You should be dating a Gemini
21 May - 20 June
This mate is inquisitive, entertaining and
charming, liberal, broad-minded and youthful.
Though Gemini has a tendency to be impatient,
gossipy and sometimes irritable, this twin has
the ability to expresses his or her pent up
emotions during sex!
What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
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You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying.
“And The Vampire was all that remained on
the blood drowned creation. She attempted to
regrow life from the dead. But as she was
about to give the breath of life, she was
consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the
cycle began again.”
Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek)
and Isis (Egyptian).
The Vampire is associated with the concept of
death, the number 9, and the element of fire.
Her sign is the eclipsed moon.
As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic
individual. You may be a little idealistic,
but you are very grounded and down to earth.
You realize that not everything lasts, but you
savor every minute of the good times. While
you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you
have strong ties with people that will never be
broken. Vampires are the best friends to have
because they are sensible.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Ghost or spirit: You are a lost soul. Very calm and
sweet, you are often the one who asks: What if?
With a clever mind, you want to explore the
world on a different level. Without the
answers, you aren’t ready to move on. You are
most likely very creative and find yourself
thinking things through on a different level.
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**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics)
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Yay. I will be lost when I die. How very uplifting.
(I know I’ve got a lot of these up right now. I’m sorry.)
You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.
What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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Aryan Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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They came up with this! Just because I like German music! And because I’ve read Mein Kampf! How racially fucked-up do you have to get to hate an entire race/religion of people?!?!?!?!?!
I’ll bet you expected this answer. You already knew you were a DARK ANGELIC, didn’t you? You are similar to a demon but slightly different in that you don’t revel in evil…you revel in pleasure. Your wings resemble an angel’s but if that’s so then you are a Fallen Angel - your love of sin caused you to be cast from the Heavens. They are black as raven wings and are nearly as dark as your desires. You are faithless and love it - you believe there is no Judgement Day to fear and so you can do what you want! You have a refined concept of what is sexy and a slightly chaotic sense of ‘fun.’ In fact, you love chaos and view much of what you do as a game. You are typically attracted to those that will challenge your mind, power, and wit…and are ‘dangerous’ people like you. It’s not unlikely that you are bisexual or at least open to the concept, because you seek excitement and passion everywhere and in everyone. Chances are you have a special talent for magick - you’re a powerful being and you know what you want. Like a Serpent of Eden you like to try your powers of seduction and manipulation, though your intent is rarely to cause harm. You have a deep, dark sense of art and/or poetry, because your mind is a deep, dark place. While typically smirking, amused, and sarcastic, you are capable of severe revenge and a passion and intensity unrivaled by any other. In your eyes life is for enjoyment and pleasure - nothing else. If you’re not having fun in your own twisted way, you’re not happy. You are easily bored with the vast majority of people. You are most likely drawn towards the Gothic subculture and probably adore Goth music, art, and style. Many people look down on your seemingly careless lifestyle and may even consider you ’slutty’. Not true. You just know you’re sexy and you’re damn proud of it. Dark Angels have an outlook most like Satanists - loving sin and looking to none but themselves for power. Congratulations! You’re my kindred spirit. As far as I’m concerned - you know what life is REALLY about. Have fun…Muahaha.
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