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RRRRRRR!!! I’m trying to work out some kinks in my new blog template. It may not be up for a couple of days. This web site is currently refusing all attempts to interface with my template. Oh well, we will try again later. Trust me, you will know when our site has it’s new template.
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This man is about to be very unfortunate.
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As for the “not Castrated” portion of today’s title, it is completely true. I have not been castrated, but I have been sexually frustrated lately because my hand started getting tired all the time while in the act. I mean, I don’t really ask much of it, but when I do want a workout, it just quits on me! It’s not much to ask for it to KEEP working, is it? I don’t think so. But anyway, don’t ask me why I got caught up in the castration mode of writing. I am just a vessel of the creative juices.
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, YOU FUCKING INSECT!!!!
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Will someone PLEASE figure out why the fucking insects are fucking attracted to me like I’m a fucking high power magnet and they are metals that wish to form fucking long tem relationships with fucking high powered magnets? All fucking night they are fucking coming at me like I fucking live in the fucking rainforest. It’s not like I’m the only fucking lit place in the fucking vicinity: go fucking hump the fucking lightpost, you fucking bugs!!! As you may be able to tell, I’m slightly mad at the bugs. But enough about the bugs.
The Awful Link™ of the day© is Bathtubgirl. First impression: well, someone obviously was having fun with their “Ransom” font in Photoshop! Second impression: The curtains are a little passe. Third impression ( digging deeper into the site ): Hmm… not a bad body! The face could use a little remodeling. Overall: A poorly designed site with bleary pictures, journal entries containing most of the details from her sordid life, and live shows, which are basically porn videos. Yeah, now I’m gonna have a thousand hits a day because this blog has the word “porn” on it. I’m sorry, I can’t help it! I have to warn people away! Anyway, try not to enjoy this site.
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