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That’s not me or my friends.
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Ahh… laziness. I am so fucking lazy, I don’t know if I will even have an Awful Link™ of the day©. I went to my friend Jeff’s house tonight because he threw a party commemerating the middle of summer. It was awesome, we watched How to lose a guy in 10 days, which if it were up to Jeff, Mike, and I, we wouldn’t have watched, and then we tried watching The Matrix Reloaded, but something went horribly wrong with his DVD, and we didn’t get to watch it. Then we watched Die Another Day, which was great. We also had an X-Box at our disposal (courtesy of Mike), and we killed each other at GT2002. It was an awesome party, and I can’t wait till the next time we do something like that.
I installed Netscape 7.1 today. It is the first version of Netscape to have a decent junk mail filter. If you want it, just click on the gay-looking Netscape logo below.
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Gay Netscape.
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Not much mroe to say, so, later!
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RRRRRRR!!! I’m trying to work out some kinks in my new blog template. It may not be up for a couple of days. This web site is currently refusing all attempts to interface with my template. Oh well, we will try again later. Trust me, you will know when our site has it’s new template.
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This man is about to be very unfortunate.
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As for the “not Castrated” portion of today’s title, it is completely true. I have not been castrated, but I have been sexually frustrated lately because my hand started getting tired all the time while in the act. I mean, I don’t really ask much of it, but when I do want a workout, it just quits on me! It’s not much to ask for it to KEEP working, is it? I don’t think so. But anyway, don’t ask me why I got caught up in the castration mode of writing. I am just a vessel of the creative juices.
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, YOU FUCKING INSECT!!!!
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Will someone PLEASE figure out why the fucking insects are fucking attracted to me like I’m a fucking high power magnet and they are metals that wish to form fucking long tem relationships with fucking high powered magnets? All fucking night they are fucking coming at me like I fucking live in the fucking rainforest. It’s not like I’m the only fucking lit place in the fucking vicinity: go fucking hump the fucking lightpost, you fucking bugs!!! As you may be able to tell, I’m slightly mad at the bugs. But enough about the bugs.
The Awful Link™ of the day© is Bathtubgirl. First impression: well, someone obviously was having fun with their “Ransom” font in Photoshop! Second impression: The curtains are a little passe. Third impression ( digging deeper into the site ): Hmm… not a bad body! The face could use a little remodeling. Overall: A poorly designed site with bleary pictures, journal entries containing most of the details from her sordid life, and live shows, which are basically porn videos. Yeah, now I’m gonna have a thousand hits a day because this blog has the word “porn” on it. I’m sorry, I can’t help it! I have to warn people away! Anyway, try not to enjoy this site.
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I have spent most of the afternoon trying to get my new blogger template to work. First I had to gather all the images, then I had to find a place to shove them online. I do believe I have gotten it. All I have to do now is add the tags that allow it to be a blogger and get it uploaded. This is a gooood thing. Also, my template comes with an article, so I wasn’t expecting to write today, but since I do have to write, I really have only one thing to say:
Go to hell, Yahoo.
Yahoo is the only provider of free disk space that will let me have it for free. It took me approx. 65 minutes to figure out how to link to each individual file. They all have this special verification thing in their tag; I guess that’s for security. I really don’t care, because I have decided to just put a crap page on Geocities with the images. It’s not the desired solution, but it’s the only thing that will work. That’s all right, though. I just FUCKING HATE YAHOO!!!!!!!!!
My Awful Link™ of the day© is This is Not Really Happening. This is supposed to be poetry? Or is this supposed to be better than the anal picture? My answer: No. I really hope this isn’t really happening. Take a look at a little “poetry”:
If I threw my heart at you,
would you catch it?
could you?
or would I upon
a dodging game
and unremitting unknowing pain…
This seems to be on the same level as ye olde anus.
I promise that the funny picture of the day will be up soon: just give me a chance to take care of putting them somewhere!
Until then, take a gaze at 
Ye Olde Anus!
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Well, my moods surely aren’t as conflicted tonight as they were last night. I’m not apprehensive at all any more, because Ann has now seen me in a swimsuit, and as far as I can tell, she isn’t preparing to dump me because of that. Believe me, if my mood ever reads ‘Happy’ and I’ve just been dumped by Ann, I am mentally insane and need to be institutionalized immediately. I’m not as angry anymore, because I heard from my friend that went to LQ tonight, and his exact wording about how he did was:
[22:43.01] Jeff Freedman: i was a scorch mark on the ground
My excitement has not been contained about Ann’s figure, nor shall it. Ever. That’s yet another reason to be happy.
My Awful Link™ of the day© is The Chicks Suck website. It’s a constantly [never] updating site with the Chicks Suck Guy [©] ranting about everything and anything! See the HUGE archive of stuff [maybe half a meg of HTML], the consistantly entertaining [not entertaining] blog, and more! Oh, and he must hate chicks. Or something.
Sorry, no luck with funny pictures. They are coming, I promise!!!!
Sorry, too busy today to work on fanfic. It’s coming soon, I promise!!!!
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Gooooood Morning! Some web sites don’t want to let me on them, so I’m re-writing the web as we speak. Yes, I am aware that I just updated a few minutes ago. However, I am completely wired right now! On about 5 cans of cherry coke! And I like exclaimation points! So! Much! That! I! Have! To! Use! Them! All! The! Time! And yes, I get very weird when I am tired. So now, it is sleepy time. And damn, I hope this post gets overlooked by people creeping the archive.
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My moods, obviously, are… conflicted. Maybe I should just break down my thoughts mood by mood:
- Apprehensive - Well, I’m going swimming tomorrow, and that will be the first time Ann will see me in a swimsuit. I’m worried that she will dump me just because of my appearence, but not really, because Ann isn’t such a shallow person that she judges people just on their appearence.
- Angry - I have to volunteer at the library tomorrow, and because of that I can’t go to LaserQuest with some other friends. However, I will be there with Ann, and that thought washes my anger right out the window.
- Tired - When am I not tired? From now on, I promise not to list tired as my mood.
- Excited - I’m excited because tomorrow I’m going swimming with Ann (as you already know), but that will be the first time I have ever seen Ann in a swimsuit. She’s got such a hot body, she should show it off more!
- Happy - See the notes for Excited on this one. Damn that’s one hot body!
- probably more - I don’t know exactly what else I’m feeling. My confusion on my feelings will just wash right away when I see Ann tomorrow, so why even bother to document them?
My Awful Link™ of the day© is Eh. WARNING! I do not recommend visiting this site. It is just a couple of photoshopped images that are not suitable for viewing by anybody.
Our funny pictures have not yet found a home, but believe me, they are coming.
The Sirius Black fanfic is coming along nicely, and we are still targeting Saturday as the post date.
There really isn’t a need to update any more today.
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Well, I have to go back to school tomorrow after being off for the week of the 4th. As usual, part of me wants to see the school become a blazing crater in the ground. Now, don’t get me wrong, I would never do something stupid. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t lead someone into doing it. Oh crap, did I just type that? I mean, Never would I tell anyone to make some building a blazing inferno.
My newest daily feature is an Awful Link of the day. Today’s Awful Link is Arapahoe High School. As anyone who knows me knows, this is my school, and I’d like to congradulate them on having a site so big, it takes longer to download completely than Microsoft’s web site. Great job Fisch, now we all have to wait!
We are currently trying to find space for our funny pictures. Once they’re up, they will be the next new section.
Until then, toodles!
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I really need to get some sleep. I haven’t gotten any sleep since Thursday, and it’s starting to wear me down. My fanfic is slowly marching forward…I’m hoping to have the first chapter online by the end of the week. If that doesn’t happen, it’s because I’ve got a case of writers block or I just need to roll some ideas around withen my head first. I will alert people here if that is the case. Anyway, I’m going to bed now and I’m going to mull over some ideas I have. Talk to everyone later.
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Greetings again. I gotta write quick, before MAD TV and Saturday Night Live come on. Speaking of which, please feel free to go visit their websites:
Maybe there will be one more update tonight. Maybe not.
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Note: This blog entry was written on July 4th. I didn’t have access to a computer on the 4th, and subsequently had to type it into my blog today. The time mentioned above is the time it was written, not when posted.
Damn I’m bored! Well, wait, I suppose I should say this first: Happy 227th birthday, America! Wow we’ve come a long way, from walking everywhere to driving everywhere to flying everywhere. But anyway, enough about the United States of America. I am writing this from the seclusion of of my cabin at 443 Crooked Rock Path (don’t even try to locate it; It doesn’t show up on Mapquest and there are two 443 Crooked Rock Paths), a place with no A/C, no heating, no electricity, and no running water. It is also about twice as high as Denver, so the air is very thin whichmakes me very lazy. My mother keeps yelling at me to get up and do something, but I really don’t feel like it. I started writing a fanfic today about what happens to Sirius when he falls through the archway (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you obviously haven’t read OotP). It will be on FanFiction.net when I sit down and write a couple of chapters. I may even link to it from this page if I feel like it.
Anyway, got to work on my story. Later.